psychotic-gerard

do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

feathered-serpents

The Metatron: Archangel Gabriel, as punishment for your defiance against Heaven you will be-

Gabriel, already running buck-ass naked out of Heaven to spend eternity getting pegged by Beelzebub in Hell:

good omens spoilers otp is canon

athenadark

tilthat

TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

via ift.tt

bywandandsword

To understand how ridiculous this is, the first successful powered airplane flew this same year, 1903

zipstick

You’re understating how ridiculous

it wasn’t just the same year. it was nine days later

dragongirltitties

how do newspaper clippings from a hundred years ago violate community guidelines

aflo

to fly is to go against the will of god

whydideveryoneelsetakethegoodnam

hometoursandotherstuff

asteroidtroglodyte

It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.

It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.

wecanthavethat

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

whydideveryoneelsetakethegoodnam

aquitainequeen

Pay heed to Klaudia Amenábar's words! Don't let the executives weaponize fandoms. WGA Strong.

monimccoythings

My guys it is starting to work, I've seen some people I know complaining about the writer's strike and turning against them because their favorite shows and/or movie got put on hold. Please do not be fooled like this, this is exactly what the corporations want. It can wait, I promise you will find other things to focus, but writers need this.

cleolinda

Reword every headline they put out. “Due to not wanting to give writers money, Marvel has shut down pre-production on…” You can end this strike any time you want to, pal.